Monday, March 21, 2011

Alright, it's time to answer some questions

People keep on asking me, "if you are the greatest person alive, can you predict who will win the super bowl?" The answer to this question is more than just yes. Here it is everyone:
2011-2012 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins
2011-2012 Football national championship: Miami Hurricanes
NBA Championship: Miami Heat
World Series: Florida Marlins
2014 World Cup: Germany
Stanley Cup: Florida Panthers

People ask how it is that I can do this, and the answer is simple: I am the greatest man alive.

Place your bets people, you won't lose with these picks.

13 comments:

  1. Does this mean you also guarantee an NFL season this year?

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  2. Bets will be placed, I hope you're right =D

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  3. I like you picks. I am for sure following you now!

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  4. ill be sure to check back at this post next year to see if the predications are true!

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  5. Placing bets as I write this. Funny post :)

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  6. This is pretty cool man. I'm plying a bet atm.

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  7. Oh shit, clearly consequences will never be the same

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  8. You truly are the greatest man alive!

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  9. I AM GOING TO BE FUCKING RICH!!

    Supported.
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  10. Money has been placed. Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  11. you're just doing what the greatest man alive has to do xD

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