Monday, March 21, 2011

Alright, it's time to answer some questions

People keep on asking me, "if you are the greatest person alive, can you predict who will win the super bowl?" The answer to this question is more than just yes. Here it is everyone:
2011-2012 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins
2011-2012 Football national championship: Miami Hurricanes
NBA Championship: Miami Heat
World Series: Florida Marlins
2014 World Cup: Germany
Stanley Cup: Florida Panthers

People ask how it is that I can do this, and the answer is simple: I am the greatest man alive.

Place your bets people, you won't lose with these picks.
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13 comments:

  1. RandorMarch 21, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    Does this mean you also guarantee an NFL season this year?

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  2. GregMarch 21, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Bets will be placed, I hope you're right =D

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  3. elars59March 22, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    I like you picks. I am for sure following you now!

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  4. Trading TipsMarch 22, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    ill be sure to check back at this post next year to see if the predications are true!

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  5. AndersMarch 22, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Placing bets as I write this. Funny post :)

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  6. WilcoMarch 22, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    This is pretty cool man. I'm plying a bet atm.

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  7. AcidflawMarch 22, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    Oh shit, clearly consequences will never be the same

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  8. bipolar bearMarch 22, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    You truly are the greatest man alive!

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  9. MerlyyMarch 22, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    Hahaha will try

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  10. Big UnicornMarch 22, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    I AM GOING TO BE FUCKING RICH!!

    Supported.
    bigunicorn.blogspot.com

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  11. Jessica ThompsonMarch 23, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    Money has been placed. Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  12. AmbiMarch 23, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    you're just doing what the greatest man alive has to do xD

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  13. ruseMay 3, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    Good choices.

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