Monday, March 21, 2011

Alright, it's time to answer some questions

People keep on asking me, "if you are the greatest person alive, can you predict who will win the super bowl?" The answer to this question is more than just yes. Here it is everyone:
2011-2012 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins
2011-2012 Football national championship: Miami Hurricanes
NBA Championship: Miami Heat
World Series: Florida Marlins
2014 World Cup: Germany
Stanley Cup: Florida Panthers

People ask how it is that I can do this, and the answer is simple: I am the greatest man alive.

Place your bets people, you won't lose with these picks.

The first of many

Well folks, everything has to start from somewhere... and this is the beginning of the greatest blog ever, written by me, the greatest man ever. You may be asking yourself the point of this blog and why you should read it, and the answer is simple: if you read this you will gain everything, and if you don't, you will lose everything. I chime in and give my opinions on everything, including sports, movies, music, world events, food, alcohol, and even the financial markets.

I hope you all understand what you are getting yourself into; you will be getting the unfiltered thoughts from the greatest man alive. This will seem like a burden at first, after all it is not often that a mere mortal such as yourself gets to see what is going on in the head of a man such as I, but stay the course and reap the benefits. Good day for now.