People keep on asking me, "if you are the greatest person alive, can you predict who will win the super bowl?" The answer to this question is more than just yes. Here it is everyone:
2011-2012 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins
2011-2012 Football national championship: Miami Hurricanes
NBA Championship: Miami Heat
World Series: Florida Marlins
2014 World Cup: Germany
Stanley Cup: Florida Panthers
People ask how it is that I can do this, and the answer is simple: I am the greatest man alive.
Place your bets people, you won't lose with these picks.